"What are they doing?"

Okay, I have polled a couple of my friends and a queen fag hag to find out
what different definitions for fag hag are out there...
..."has to be a straight girl"..."females that run with gay men."...straight women that only have gay men as friends" " have to be with he gay boys 24/7"It goes on and on like that for ever. I found my perfect definition at Wilkapedia.com ...outgoing women who are seeking a substitute for heterosexual relationships, or who are secretly sexually attracted to the gay
men they hang out with.
I am going to TRY and be as vague as possible... as to not "offend"...lol... I do not understand this new click of fag hags that have been adopted by several associates of mine. They are cute, somewhat physically attractive (only one is MY type, thick and yella, LAWD!!) and seem to be smart. They are loads of fun and a hoot once they start drinking, but all those qualities got me to thinking. I thought black, heterosexual women like to go out and pick up men that they
KNOW will fulfill their every desire...to date, get attention, and be petted
by...If every Saturday, instead of trolling the corners at 112 or whatever the
popular straight club of the moment is, you are at gay boy parties and gay
boy clubs in gay boys laps then you have to be a little more invested. I hang out with the
boys, but not EVERY weekend. I need my female fix... LESBIAN female mix. Watching the straight gals run around pulling each others hair, bumping and grinding on the limp cocks and occasionally each other (mild porn), and drinking it down is quite entertaining.
There could also be another reason that the entourage is at EVERY party.
Let me just put it out there, mooching!!!! Gay men throw great parties and
have a lot of fun and most of the time, there is food and drinky drink and they have only been hanging hard since we went into recession...lol...something to think about.
So, the parties going, the hags are sloshed and trying to bump and grind with tha Boyz. All I'm thinking is "no boo, you can't make him miss what he don't want"...lol...I mean unless he is dippin in some kitty on the side. Hmmm, that's an interesting thought. How gay is the hag leader? Everywhere see him the entourage is not far behind and sometimes they are there
"checking the perimeter" before he even arrives...lol...wtf?...In all seriousness. Take a weekend off from the gay life and enjoy the benefits that heterosexuality has to offer. Like... um,....um, um, well I don't' know but you should so give a straight man a chance...lol...